The Safest in Nintendo
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Nintendo is ranked 14,718th in the world for Safest.
|1.||The Panopticon of Eggerhexe||Father Knows Best State||“I am a leaf on the wind...”|
|2.||The Miraculous Sight of Luigi Dancing||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Look at him go!”|
|3.||The Mail is Trash of Ultimo Pwnage||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Sam is sweet! Kiss his feet!”|
|4.||The Republic of Bipolar Bill||Father Knows Best State||“All hail the magic conch.”|
|5.||The Karting Kraziness of Wario in an Offroader||New York Times Democracy||“Those spiky wheels will knock you right off the tracks”|
|6.||The Colony of The Nintendo Entertainment System||Civil Rights Lovefest||“NES”|
|7.||The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Mata ai ni kurukarane”|