Nintendo World Census

The Safest in Nintendo

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

As a region, Nintendo is ranked 16,353rd in the world for Safest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Panopticon of EggerhexeFather Knows Best State“I am a leaf on the wind...”
2.The Miraculous Sight of Luigi DancingScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Look at him go!”
3.The Community of Card for Bob9Moralistic Democracy“Bob”
4.The Mail is Trash of Ultimo PwnageCivil Rights Lovefest“Sam is sweet! Kiss his feet!”
5.The Rogue Nation of LanayraNew York Times Democracy“Gotta be swag enough to join”
6.The Republic of Bipolar BillFather Knows Best State“All hail the magic conch.”
7.The Protectorate of BarquiansRight-wing Utopia“Forever Barquian”
8.The Karting Kraziness of Wario in an OffroaderNew York Times Democracy“Those spiky wheels will knock you right off the tracks”
9.The Colony of The Nintendo Entertainment SystemCivil Rights Lovefest“NES”
10.The Very Large Safari Park of Los SantosIron Fist Consumerists“Mata ai ni kurukarane”