Nintendo World Census

The Smartest Citizens in Nintendo

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, Nintendo is ranked 1,412th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Very Large Safari Park of Los SantosIron Fist Consumerists“Mata ai ni kurukarane”
2.The Panopticon of EggerhexeFather Knows Best State“I am a leaf on the wind...”
3.The Mail is Trash of Ultimo PwnageCivil Rights Lovefest“Sam is sweet! Kiss his feet!”
4.The Colony of The Nintendo Entertainment SystemCivil Rights Lovefest“NES”
5.The Miraculous Sight of Luigi DancingScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Look at him go!”
6.The Karting Kraziness of Wario in an OffroaderNew York Times Democracy“Those spiky wheels will knock you right off the tracks”
7.The Republic of Bipolar BillFather Knows Best State“All hail the magic conch.”