Nintendo World Census

The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Nintendo

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of Bipolar BillFather Knows Best State“All hail the magic conch.”
2.The Community of Card for Bob9Moralistic Democracy“Bob”
3.The Panopticon of EggerhexeFather Knows Best State“I am a leaf on the wind...”
4.The Very Large Safari Park of Los SantosIron Fist Consumerists“Mata ai ni kurukarane”
5.The Miraculous Sight of Luigi DancingScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Look at him go!”
6.The Colony of The Nintendo Entertainment SystemCivil Rights Lovefest“NES”
7.The Mail is Trash of Ultimo PwnageCivil Rights Lovefest“Sam is sweet! Kiss his feet!”
8.The Karting Kraziness of Wario in an OffroaderNew York Times Democracy“Those spiky wheels will knock you right off the tracks”