Nintendo World Census

The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in Nintendo

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

As a region, Nintendo is ranked 331st in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Very Large Safari Park of Los SantosIron Fist Consumerists“Mata ai ni kurukarane”
2.The Colony of The Nintendo Entertainment SystemCivil Rights Lovefest“NES”
3.The Karting Kraziness of Wario in an OffroaderNew York Times Democracy“Those spiky wheels will knock you right off the tracks”
4.The Miraculous Sight of Luigi DancingScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Look at him go!”
5.The Republic of Bipolar BillFather Knows Best State“All hail the magic conch.”
6.The Mail is Trash of Ultimo PwnageCivil Rights Lovefest“Sam is sweet! Kiss his feet!”
7.The Panopticon of EggerhexeFather Knows Best State“I am a leaf on the wind...”