NewlandiaWorld Census

The Most Scientifically Advanced in Newlandia

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of LuretelNew York Times Democracy“technology is the future... or whatever”
2.The Dominion of GoodnamesareevenrarerMoralistic Democracy“Bush still sucks!”
3.The Colony of TivalikNew York Times Democracy“Aut Caesar, aut nihil”
4.The Disputed Territories of Ser OnmentInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
5.The Republic of SplintbeardPsychotic Dictatorship“Might Makes Right”
6.The Republic of Bocchi37Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Unity, Discipline, Work”
7.The Democratic Republic of JIHADjjjjCorporate Police State“There is no god but the leader”
8.The Kingdom of MSNS 3Capitalist Paradise“MSNS 3”
9.The Republic of GrauwolfLeft-Leaning College State“Unity, Discipline, Work”
10.The Republic of DinntionInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Strength Through Compliance”
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