New Western Atlantic World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, New Western Atlantic is ranked 5,454^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The People's Democratic Queendom of Corsoaua	Corporate Police State	“It's Pronounced Course-Ow”
2.	The United Republic States of Wentsworth	Father Knows Best State	“Out of the many, rise the few”
3.	The United Republic of Heisenbee	Father Knows Best State	“Ego? Ego sum monumentum omnibus peccatis vestris.”
4.	The Kingdom of Balkan Vojvodina	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Your opinion? Couldn't care less.”
5.	The Emirate of Mimaya	Father Knows Best State	“Family, Dominance, Strength”
6.	The Sovereign Rule of Aestorn	Democratic Socialists	“Nzappa zap”
7.	The Republic of 11th Northern Polish division	Anarchy	“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
8.	The Republic of Blaaveres Combon	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Twirling Toward Freedom”
9.	The Republic of Clock	Free-Market Paradise	“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
10.	The TNP Sanctioned Curer of Dynomo Mk14	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Surely some revelation is at hand”

New Western AtlanticWorld Census