Nazi Europa World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Nazi Europa

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Nazi Europa is ranked 3,017th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Federation of GorvaniaCapitalist Paradise“Boh, Bat'kivshchyna i Svoboda”
2.The Neue Kaiserliche Ordnung of Reorganisieren ReichregierungCorporate Police State“Was it for this the clay grew tall?”
3.The Confederacy of Chicken CutletCapitalist Paradise“Big problems are solved by bigger guns”
4.The Mubarak Emirate of ScalliestanCorporate Police State“Strike Down The Kafir”
5.The Empire of Imperial CeonFather Knows Best State“Together we rise!”
6.The Shadow Legion of German DragonsFather Knows Best State“I am the Vanguard of your Destruction”
7.The Alle verbraucht moshpit of THE POED METALHEDZIron Fist Consumerists“Ein weiteres Bier und Heavy Metal, und ich bin gut.”
8.The Azgoghkian Garbage Dump of Gehenna LayersCompulsory Consumerist State“Happy to Serve Great Azgoghk”
9.The Incorporated States of KalatcheviaCompulsory Consumerist State“Wealth makes freedom, and freedom makes wealth”
10.The Dominion of BlancoviaIron Fist Consumerists“Katzen sind fantastisch”
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