Nazi Europa World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Nazi Europa is ranked 3,017^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Federation of Gorvania	Capitalist Paradise	“Boh, Bat'kivshchyna i Svoboda”
2.	The Neue Kaiserliche Ordnung of Reorganisieren Reichregierung	Corporate Police State	“Was it for this the clay grew tall?”
3.	The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet	Capitalist Paradise	“Big problems are solved by bigger guns”
4.	The Mubarak Emirate of Scalliestan	Corporate Police State	“Strike Down The Kafir”
5.	The Empire of Imperial Ceon	Father Knows Best State	“Together we rise!”
6.	The Shadow Legion of German Dragons	Father Knows Best State	“I am the Vanguard of your Destruction”
7.	The Alle verbraucht moshpit of THE POED METALHEDZ	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Ein weiteres Bier und Heavy Metal, und ich bin gut.”
8.	The Azgoghkian Garbage Dump of Gehenna Layers	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Happy to Serve Great Azgoghk”
9.	The Incorporated States of Kalatchevia	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Wealth makes freedom, and freedom makes wealth”
10.	The Dominion of Blancovia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Katzen sind fantastisch”