The Fattest Citizens in Mystic Shores
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Mystic Shores is ranked 11,620th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Queendom of Valaia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Peace will arise and tear us apart” | |
2. | The Incorporated States of Bloatys Pizza Hog | Compulsory Consumerist State | “We got games, we got Bloaty, we got pizza!” | |
3. | The Republic of Lower Tyjam Dan Mastan | Capitalizt | “All for One” | |
4. | The Empire of Prem empire | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Motto...” | |
5. | The Republic of The Transnistrian Republic | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We are the one of the last standing soviets” | |
6. | The Commonwealth of Skandilundonia | Anarchy | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
7. | The Republic of Greater Ame | Capitalizt | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
8. | The Colony of Night Owls | New York Times Democracy | “Silent flight, wise eyes.” | |
9. | The Rogue Nation of Welzerly | Left-Leaning College State | “Weasel for welzers” | |
10. | The United States of Granbest | Compulsory Consumerist State | “With Money Comes Strength.” |