Mystic ShoresWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Mystic Shores

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Mystic Shores is ranked 11,620th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Queendom of ValaiaIron Fist Consumerists“Peace will arise and tear us apart”
2.The Incorporated States of Bloatys Pizza HogCompulsory Consumerist State“We got games, we got Bloaty, we got pizza!”
3.The Republic of Lower Tyjam Dan MastanCapitalizt“All for One”
4.The Empire of Prem empireCompulsory Consumerist State“Motto...”
5.The Republic of The Transnistrian RepublicCivil Rights Lovefest“We are the one of the last standing soviets”
6.The Commonwealth of SkandilundoniaAnarchy“Twirling Toward Freedom”
7.The Republic of Greater AmeCapitalizt“You Can't Stop Progress”
8.The Colony of Night OwlsNew York Times Democracy“Silent flight, wise eyes.”
9.The Rogue Nation of WelzerlyLeft-Leaning College State“Weasel for welzers”
10.The United States of GranbestCompulsory Consumerist State“With Money Comes Strength.”
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