The Fattest Citizens in Mordor
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Mordor is ranked 659th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Autonomous Collective of Gonzlandia | Left-Leaning College State | “Don't start none, won't be none.” | |
2. | The Republic of Agricultural Nurn | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Food for the armies of the Dark Lord” | |
3. | The Evil version of Evil Lord Sauron | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Death to Hobbits” | |
4. | The Mordorian Borderlands of Ravania Ithilia | Anarchy | “United we stand!” | |
5. | The Dominion of The Mouth of Sauron | Corporate Police State | “Lieutenant of Barad-dur” | |
6. | The Dictatorship of Mordor Welcomer | Moralistic Democracy | “For Sauron and Mordor” | |
7. | The Dominion of The One Ring | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “One Ring To Rule Them All” | |
8. | The Free Land of Disputed Tyranny | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The Principality of Wales” | |
9. | The Camp in the Middle of Mordor of A Hobbit | New York Times Democracy | “I'm not short, I'm a Hobbit” | |
10. | The Empire of Llywelyn the 3rd | Moralistic Democracy | “Dolba” |