MordorWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Mordor

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Mordor is ranked 659th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Autonomous Collective of GonzlandiaLeft-Leaning College State“Don't start none, won't be none.”
2.The Republic of Agricultural NurnIron Fist Consumerists“Food for the armies of the Dark Lord”
3.The Evil version of Evil Lord SauronIron Fist Consumerists“Death to Hobbits”
4.The Mordorian Borderlands of Ravania IthiliaAnarchy“United we stand!”
5.The Dominion of The Mouth of SauronCorporate Police State“Lieutenant of Barad-dur”
6.The Dictatorship of Mordor WelcomerMoralistic Democracy“For Sauron and Mordor”
7.The Dominion of The One RingInoffensive Centrist Democracy“One Ring To Rule Them All”
8.The Free Land of Disputed TyrannyIron Fist Consumerists“The Principality of Wales”
9.The Camp in the Middle of Mordor of A HobbitNew York Times Democracy“I'm not short, I'm a Hobbit”
10.The Empire of Llywelyn the 3rdMoralistic Democracy“Dolba”
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