Middle EastWorld Census

The Most Secular in Middle East

World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.

As a region, Middle East is ranked 26,145th in the world for Most Secular.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Headbangin Nation of MetalopolisCapitalist Paradise“Balls to the wall”
2.The Republic of Am Yisroel ChaiMoralistic Democracy“Hashem is always watching over me”
3.The Pishdadian Empire of IranIranBenevolent Dictatorship“King of Kings, Nation of Nations, Empire of Empires”
4.The Desolated Plains of WastelandCapitalizt“Wasteland”
5.The Kingdom of MUSTAFA MOHAMMEDInoffensive Centrist Democracy“البناء والتطوير”
6.The Sixth Level of FuwareakDemocratic Socialists“Round 6”
7.The Republic of EgypptCorporate Bordello“بلادي لك حبي وفؤادي”
8.The Socialist Arab Federation of SyrpaPsychotic Dictatorship“No freedom, no crime.”
9.The Emirate of Islamic SectPsychotic Dictatorship“لا إله إلا الله، محمد رسول الله”
10.The Republic of SyrriaCapitalist Paradise“Unity, Freedom, Nationalism”
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