Middle East World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Middle East

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Middle East is ranked 2,077^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Caliphate of Paradise	Corporate Police State	“There is no god but Allah and Muhammad is his Prophet”
2.	The Pishdadian Empire of IranIran	Benevolent Dictatorship	“King of Kings, Nation of Nations, Empire of Empires”
3.	The Headbangin Nation of Metalopolis	Capitalist Paradise	“Balls to the wall”
4.	The Desolated Plains of Wasteland	Capitalizt	“Wasteland”
5.	The Empire of Byzantine Refugees	Corporate Police State	“Senātus Populusque Rōmānus”
6.	The Sultanate of Hatinapeneriesistan	Corporate Bordello	“Without strength, there can be no justice.”
7.	The Caliphate of The Islamic World	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Allahu Akbar”
8.	The Republic of Yemen	Anarchy	“Do not sigh, for your enemy will hear and rejoice.”
9.	The Free Land of Qaremia	Anarchy	“Follow the qaran, but party like you’re gonna die.”
10.	The Republic of New Syria	Anarchy	“Progress with humanity”

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