The Fattest Citizens in Middle East
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Middle East is ranked 2,077th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Caliphate of Paradise||Corporate Police State||“There is no god but Allah and Muhammad is his Prophet”|
|2.||The Pishdadian Empire of IranIran||Benevolent Dictatorship||“King of Kings, Nation of Nations, Empire of Empires”|
|3.||The Headbangin Nation of Metalopolis||Capitalist Paradise||“Balls to the wall”|
|4.||The Desolated Plains of Wasteland||Capitalizt||“Wasteland”|
|5.||The Empire of Byzantine Refugees||Corporate Police State||“Senātus Populusque Rōmānus”|
|6.||The Sultanate of Hatinapeneriesistan||Corporate Bordello||“Without strength, there can be no justice.”|
|7.||The Caliphate of The Islamic World||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Allahu Akbar”|
|8.||The Republic of Yemen||Anarchy||“Do not sigh, for your enemy will hear and rejoice.”|
|9.||The Free Land of Qaremia||Anarchy||“Follow the qaran, but party like you’re gonna die.”|
|10.||The Republic of New Syria||Anarchy||“Progress with humanity”|