Middle East World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Middle East

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Middle East is ranked 2,077th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Caliphate of ParadiseCorporate Police State“There is no god but Allah and Muhammad is his Prophet”
2.The Pishdadian Empire of IranIranBenevolent Dictatorship“King of Kings, Nation of Nations, Empire of Empires”
3.The Headbangin Nation of MetalopolisCapitalist Paradise“Balls to the wall”
4.The Desolated Plains of WastelandCapitalizt“Wasteland”
5.The Empire of Byzantine RefugeesCorporate Police State“Senātus Populusque Rōmānus”
6.The Sultanate of HatinapeneriesistanCorporate Bordello“Without strength, there can be no justice.”
7.The Caliphate of The Islamic WorldIron Fist Consumerists“Allahu Akbar”
8.The Republic of YemenAnarchy“Do not sigh, for your enemy will hear and rejoice.”
9.The Free Land of QaremiaAnarchy“Follow the qaran, but party like you’re gonna die.”
10.The Republic of New SyriaAnarchy“Progress with humanity”