LewishamWorld Census

The Nudest in Lewisham

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, Lewisham is ranked 1,311th in the world for Nudest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Democratic Republic of RicoreLiberal Democratic Socialists“Devenez le matin”
2.The Grand Duchy of PaperinoNew York Times Democracy“You Need To Hold It Down When That Sauce Comes”
3.The Protectorate of BrocklehurstNew York Times Democracy“Do you wanna try me, Guv?”
4.The Commonwealth of MonsonDemocratic Socialists“We are the children of the Eighth decade”
5.The Incorporated States of ChoccolateInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Crumbliest, flakiest, onctueuse”
6.The Republic of Topgb seven the cia make me forgotmypassInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Motto...”
7.The Republic of Lewisham RogueInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Ambassador”
8.The Rogue Nation of Serme OroInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Raiders are rubbish”