LewishamWorld Census

The Most Scientifically Advanced in Lewisham

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Grand Duchy of PaperinoNew York Times Democracy“You Need To Hold It Down When That Sauce Comes”
2.The Commonwealth of MonsonDemocratic Socialists“We are the children of the Eighth decade”
3.The Democratic Republic of RicoreNew York Times Democracy“Devenez le matin”
4.The Protectorate of BrocklehurstInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Do you wanna try me, Guv?”
5.The Republic of Lewisham RogueInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Ambassador”
6.The Republic of TSHP Ambassador 1Democratic Socialists“Who are you?”
7.The Incorporated States of ChoccolateInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Crumbliest, flakiest, onctueuse”
8.The Colony of TrasoAnarchy“Peace and Justice”
9.The Rogue Nation of Serme OroInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Raiders are rubbish”
10.The Republic of Three StreamsLeft-wing Utopia“Somewhat over there, but not quite;”
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