The Most Scientifically Advanced in Lewisham
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Grand Duchy of Paperino | New York Times Democracy | “You Need To Hold It Down When That Sauce Comes” | |
2. | The Commonwealth of Monson | Democratic Socialists | “We are the children of the Eighth decade” | |
3. | The Democratic Republic of Ricore | New York Times Democracy | “Devenez le matin” | |
4. | The Protectorate of Brocklehurst | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Do you wanna try me, Guv?” | |
5. | The Republic of Lewisham Rogue | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ambassador” | |
6. | The Republic of TSHP Ambassador 1 | Democratic Socialists | “Who are you?” | |
7. | The Incorporated States of Choccolate | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Crumbliest, flakiest, onctueuse” | |
8. | The Colony of Traso | Anarchy | “Peace and Justice” | |
9. | The Rogue Nation of Serme Oro | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Raiders are rubbish” | |
10. | The Republic of Three Streams | Left-wing Utopia | “Somewhat over there, but not quite;” |