LewishamWorld Census

The Most Primitive in Lewisham

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Lewisham is ranked 16,174th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Rogue Nation of Serme OroInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Raiders are rubbish”
2.The Republic of Topgb seven the cia make me forgotmypassInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Motto...”
3.The Incorporated States of ChoccolateInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Crumbliest, flakiest, onctueuse”
4.The Protectorate of BrocklehurstNew York Times Democracy“Do you wanna try me, Guv?”
5.The Republic of Lewisham RogueInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Ambassador”
6.The Democratic Republic of RicoreLiberal Democratic Socialists“Devenez le matin”
7.The Grand Duchy of PaperinoNew York Times Democracy“You Need To Hold It Down When That Sauce Comes”
8.The Commonwealth of MonsonDemocratic Socialists“We are the children of the Eighth decade”