LasagnaWorld Census

The Most Influential in Lasagna

World Census experts spent many evenings loitering in the corridors of power in order to determine which nations were the greatest international diplomacy heavyweights.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Incorporated States of Inner AginanaUsordiaCivil Rights Lovefest“Enjoy yourself.”
2.The Blackstar of Prometheus-Libertarian Police State“All my friends are heathens, take it slow...”
3.The Republic of New Sicily IslandsCivil Rights Lovefest“Might Makes Right”
4.The Rogue Nation of Jumpin JackScandinavian Liberal Paradise“I was born in a cross-fire hurricane.”
5.The Kingdom of PlanctoniaNew York Times Democracy“Pride and Industry”