The Fattest Citizens in Lasagna
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Lasagna is ranked 14,026th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Kingdom of Planctonia | New York Times Democracy | “Pride and Industry” | |
2. | The Blackstar of Prometheus- | Libertarian Police State | “All my friends are heathens, take it slow...” | |
3. | The Republic of New Sicily Islands | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Might Makes Right” | |
4. | The Rogue Nation of Jumpin Jack | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “I was born in a cross-fire hurricane.” | |
5. | The Incorporated States of Inner AginanaUsordia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Enjoy yourself.” |