LasagnaWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Lasagna

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Lasagna is ranked 14,026th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Kingdom of PlanctoniaNew York Times Democracy“Pride and Industry”
2.The Blackstar of Prometheus-Libertarian Police State“All my friends are heathens, take it slow...”
3.The Republic of New Sicily IslandsCivil Rights Lovefest“Might Makes Right”
4.The Rogue Nation of Jumpin JackScandinavian Liberal Paradise“I was born in a cross-fire hurricane.”
5.The Incorporated States of Inner AginanaUsordiaCivil Rights Lovefest“Enjoy yourself.”