The Fattest Citizens in Just relax
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Federation of Kpio | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Pride and Industry” | |
2. | The Republic of Perendinate | Left-Leaning College State | “Whatever” | |
3. | The Borderlands of MAKE CALLISTA GREAT AGAIN | Corporate Bordello | “Make Callista Great Again!” | |
4. | The Paint by numbers morning sky of A ship of fools | Civil Rights Lovefest | “It's just a box of rain, I don't know who put it there.” | |
5. | The Republic of Justice for Ventura | Anarchy | “#Boilanzandia2024” | |
6. | The Community of LISTEN TO THE RESTORATION OF CALLISTA | Benevolent Dictatorship | “RESTORE CALLISTA TO GREATNESS!!!” | |
7. | The Constitutional Monarchy of North Mizazoic | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Welcom to N.M! What would you prefer?” | |
8. | The Federation of Cochus | Left-wing Utopia | “The checkered past laid bare, foundations of tomorrow” | |
9. | The User of Zarbik | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Yo” | |
10. | The Bakery of Bad Bread | Iron Fist Consumerists | “A Kingdom of butter and mold” |