Just relaxWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Just relax

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Federation of KpioCompulsory Consumerist State“Pride and Industry”
2.The Republic of PerendinateLeft-Leaning College State“Whatever”
3.The Borderlands of MAKE CALLISTA GREAT AGAINCorporate Bordello“Make Callista Great Again!”
4.The Paint by numbers morning sky of A ship of foolsCivil Rights Lovefest“It's just a box of rain, I don't know who put it there.”
5.The Republic of Justice for VenturaAnarchy“#Boilanzandia2024”
6.The Community of LISTEN TO THE RESTORATION OF CALLISTABenevolent Dictatorship“RESTORE CALLISTA TO GREATNESS!!!”
7.The Constitutional Monarchy of North MizazoicInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Welcom to N.M! What would you prefer?”
8.The Federation of CochusLeft-wing Utopia“The checkered past laid bare, foundations of tomorrow”
9.The User of ZarbikIron Fist Consumerists“Yo”
10.The Bakery of Bad BreadIron Fist Consumerists“A Kingdom of butter and mold”
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