Just relax World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Just relax

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Just relax is ranked 3,711th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Federation of KpioCorporate Police State“Pride and Industry”
2.The Rogue Nation of CorruptinaIron Fist Consumerists“What were you expecting when you got here?”
3.The Republic of PerendinateLeft-Leaning College State“Whatever”
4.The Colony of ChicandsAnarchy“Strength Through Freedom”
5.The Rogue Nation of NeuperisAnarchy“Destroy Tyranny!”
6.The Republic of United Swinoida StrotioniviNew York Times Democracy“Motto”
7.The Kingdom of Le MissouriInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité”
8.The Colony of Maxconian Khals ColonyNew York Times Democracy“ayo wheres the mayo at”
9.The Commonwealth of Massachusetts Bay and PlymouthInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem”
10.The Fat coconut of Esle RuriaIron Fist Consumerists“where is my tanks of war?”