The Safest in Iran
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The United States of Iramerica | Left-wing Utopia | “In Nobody We Trust” | |
2. | The Union of Federal States of Ariansahr | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We Will Endure with our traditions.” | |
3. | The Protectorate of Insaptive | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Mission Accomplished” | |
4. | The Armed Republic of Black Men | Democratic Socialists | “power to the people” | |
5. | The Republic of Gender Equality in Iran | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “F” | |
6. | The Republic of Halavaria | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Women, Life, freedom” | |
7. | The Everything Will Freeze of Time Freeze | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “low acc fc” | |
8. | The One of The - Kurgan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “There can be only one!” | |
9. | The Confederacy of Todo Gowdus | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We Drink Mountain Dew” | |
10. | The Sultanate of Zahootan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Might Makes Right” |