IranWorld Census

The Safest in Iran

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The United States of IramericaLeft-wing Utopia“In Nobody We Trust”
2.The Union of Federal States of AriansahrCivil Rights Lovefest“We Will Endure with our traditions.”
3.The Protectorate of InsaptivePsychotic Dictatorship“Mission Accomplished”
4.The Armed Republic of Black MenDemocratic Socialists“power to the people”
5.The Republic of Gender Equality in IranInoffensive Centrist Democracy“F”
6.The Republic of HalavariaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Women, Life, freedom”
7.The Everything Will Freeze of Time FreezeInoffensive Centrist Democracy“low acc fc”
8.The One of The - KurganInoffensive Centrist Democracy“There can be only one!”
9.The Confederacy of Todo GowdusInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We Drink Mountain Dew”
10.The Sultanate of ZahootanIron Fist Consumerists“Might Makes Right”