Institute of Cellulose World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Republic of Ebolarama	Left-Leaning College State	“open all night!”
2.	The Dictatorship of 12Arcane	Corporate Bordello	“...Sheesh, I'm Not That Crazy”
3.	The Oppressed Peoples of Xeosia Attia	Compulsory Consumerist State	“From Many, One”
4.	The Eastern Balkan Tsardom of NPC Bulgaria	New York Times Democracy	“Съединението прави силата...”
5.	The Kingdom of Persuade	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Intelligent. Inquisitive. Inclusive. Persuasive.”
6.	The Fragments of Untecna	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Pano Wills It”
7.	The Grand United Republics of The Hellcatian Empire	Democratic Socialists	“There’s beauty in all things you just have to see it”
8.	The Cosmocracy of Orange Creek	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Est ius meum”
9.	The Dorvaniin Empire of Korolk	Corporate Police State	“For Serimys and for the glory!”

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