The World World Census
The Smartest Citizens in the World
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Holy Empire of Pogaria | Democratic Socialists | “Join us or go to hell.” | |
2. | The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Corrupt Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
3. | The Free Collectives of Righteous Lefties | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sharing is caring!” | |
4. | The Modly Moderator Moderating Moderately in Moderation of Godular | New York Times Democracy | “I am Legion, We are One” | |
5. | The Dominion of PapaJacky | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Abolēfacite Omnia Monstra” | |
6. | The Congressional Republic of Silentiorum | Left-wing Utopia | “Libertas Omnis, Paritas Omnis, Boni Omnis” | |
7. | The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
8. | The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of Torpidity | Democratic Socialists | “I'm lazy, go discipline yourself” | |
9. | The Scientific Collectives of Frenequesta | Left-Leaning College State | “Excelsior in Weisheit” | |
10. | The United States of Greater Somalia | Left-wing Utopia | “For my clan” |