Illinois World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Illinois is ranked 3,252^nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Colony of The Sadlands	Anarchy	“We Will Endure”
2.	The Queen's State of Le Premier dUn	Corporate Bordello	“Number One”
3.	The State of Erinouak	Anarchy	“Nation before state”
4.	The Community of Kaskaskia	Anarchy	“Liberty shall ring like a bell”
5.	The District of Caitlyn	Civil Rights Lovefest	“You Can't Stop Progress”
6.	The Queen's State of Lomarwood	Democratic Socialists	“Motto Is For Other People”
7.	The State of Hebur	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“By The People For The People”
8.	The State of Illiniweki	New York Times Democracy	“State bound hope”
9.	The State of Wacker High	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Getting Higher”
10.	The State of Haefner	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“From Here to There”

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