The Fattest Citizens in Hiyamashu
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Republic of Kyrute | Anarchy | “Sovereignty unconditionally belongs to the Nation” | |
2. | The Imperial Government of Hiyamashu | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hiyamashu, Susume!” |