HellWorld Census

The Rudest Citizens in Hell

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

As a region, Hell is ranked 8,262nd in the world for Rudest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
31.The Protectorate of OoriumCapitalizt“We Love Oocarak”
32.The Spirit of JezebelMother Knows Best State“The Beast Bound In Jewels”
33.The Most Serene Republic of Norfolk ProvinceFree-Market Paradise“Norwich City is the best football team”
34.The Drug Empire of Heisenberg-Anarchy“I’m in the empire business.”
35.The Sith Federation of Vader Knows Best 5Civil Rights Lovefest“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
36.The Nukes of Radiation Demon 4Civil Rights Lovefest“Ka-BOOM!!!”
37.The Satanic Sithlord Empire of Vader Knows BestCorporate Bordello“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
38.The Crossroad of Robert JohnsonCivil Rights Lovefest“I went to the crossroad, fell down on my knees.”
39.The Dictatorship of Barzi FrioniaCorporate Police State“Mission Accomplished”
40.The Republic of The Nine Circles Of HellCapitalist Paradise“Hell”
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