Gypsy LandsWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Gypsy Lands

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Gypsy Lands is ranked 9,291st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Flocks of LamatiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Feliz Navidad”
2.The Matriarchy of Gypsy LandsMother Knows Best State“Our house is your house.”
3.The Principality of Jack2850Iron Fist Consumerists“For us”
4.The Time Machine of Upper Lower Inner Outer North South EastAnarchy“I have thought how particularly ill-equipped I was”
5.The Most Serene Republic of Ring of FireAnarchy“It burned, burned, burned: The Ring of Fire!”
6.The Dominion of Machine Gunna Gunna GUNAnarchy“Strike down our enemy with Lead!”
7.The Free Land of Gypsy LoversAnarchy“God, Homeland, Liberty”
8.The Fiefdom of Ed GeinCorporate Bordello“By your skin of our teeth”
9.The Republic of Pants on the GroundCorporate Police State“One nation, one language.”
10.The Queendom of SealmunCorporate Bordello“Freedom”
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