The Fattest Citizens in Gypsy Lands
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Gypsy Lands is ranked 9,291st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Flocks of Lamatia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Feliz Navidad” | |
2. | The Matriarchy of Gypsy Lands | Mother Knows Best State | “Our house is your house.” | |
3. | The Principality of Jack2850 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “For us” | |
4. | The Time Machine of Upper Lower Inner Outer North South East | Anarchy | “I have thought how particularly ill-equipped I was” | |
5. | The Most Serene Republic of Ring of Fire | Anarchy | “It burned, burned, burned: The Ring of Fire!” | |
6. | The Dominion of Machine Gunna Gunna GUN | Anarchy | “Strike down our enemy with Lead!” | |
7. | The Free Land of Gypsy Lovers | Anarchy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
8. | The Fiefdom of Ed Gein | Corporate Bordello | “By your skin of our teeth” | |
9. | The Republic of Pants on the Ground | Corporate Police State | “One nation, one language.” | |
10. | The Queendom of Sealmun | Corporate Bordello | “Freedom” |