The Most Compassionate Citizens in Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Native Peoples of Yellowstone Valley | Democratic Socialists | “Indigenous and Grateful” | |
2. | The Protectorate of Friendly Park Rangers | Father Knows Best State | “Welcome. Please stay on the trail. Don't feed the bears” |