Glass GallowsWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Glass Gallows

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of FantalandiaIron Fist Consumerists“Fanta is the best”
2.The Lucky Gold Randomisation of AleatorFather Knows Best State“Toil at a soup to be a mast, NationStates”
3.The Dancing in the Depths of ManiacalCorporate Police State“For every Goliath... there is a stone-filled trebuchet”
4.The Chaotic Evil Dominion of MournivaliaFather Knows Best State“The enemy of my enemy is next.”
5.The Dictatorship of World CoalitionCorrupt Dictatorship“Master Rahl guide us, Master Rahl lead us”
6.The United States of Tyr3d3lphiaDemocratic Socialists“Change will come”
7.The Republic of Destral nuiInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Freedom is life(and tanks too)”