The Fattest Citizens in Funen
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Funen is ranked 9,292nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Dominion of Everytown | Anarchy | “Our world or theirs …” | |
2. | The Republic of Republic of North Macedonia | Anarchy | “Macedonians made a dessert and called it peace?” | |
3. | The Unmistakably Perfect Empire of Mary Sue | Anarchy | “Nothing can go wrong, right?” | |
4. | The Federation of Hakushiya | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Welcome to our world” | |
5. | The Free Land of Hanshedrik | Civil Rights Lovefest | “It’s Whisky Freezin’ Good!” | |
6. | The Mind of Charlotte Ryberg | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We’ve been as mad as hell, since 2007!” | |
7. | The Shape of Things to Come | Corporate Police State | “A great “dream” of the future” | |
8. | The Republic of Custos | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ineluctabilis et Irresistibilis” |