FunenWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Funen

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Funen is ranked 9,292nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dominion of EverytownAnarchy“Our world or theirs …”
2.The Republic of Republic of North MacedoniaAnarchy“Macedonians made a dessert and called it peace?”
3.The Unmistakably Perfect Empire of Mary SueAnarchy“Nothing can go wrong, right?”
4.The Federation of HakushiyaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Welcome to our world”
5.The Free Land of HanshedrikCivil Rights Lovefest“It’s Whisky Freezin’ Good!”
6.The Mind of Charlotte RybergCivil Rights Lovefest“We’ve been as mad as hell, since 2007!”
7.The Shape of Things to ComeCorporate Police State“A great “dream” of the future”
8.The Republic of CustosInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Ineluctabilis et Irresistibilis”