FreshnessWorld Census

The Largest Black Market in Freshness

World Census agents tracked "off the books" deals and handshake agreements in order to study the size of nations' informal economies.

As a region, Freshness is ranked 2,309th in the world for Largest Black Market.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Gilded Cage of Good PrettybirdlolaDemocratic Socialists“Good For Lola”
2.The Neverending Queue of NofunnetallPsychotic Dictatorship“Get back to work already!”
3.The Most Destructive Republic of MassysteriaNew York Times Democracy“Don't panic!”
4.The Chicness of ChikLiberal Democratic Socialists“Cheap! Cheap!”
5.The Cry-Laughing Emoji of LaughlineaFather Knows Best State“Laugh with us!”
6.The Meddling Matriarchy of HinderedCorrupt Dictatorship“Mother knows best”
7.The Disagreeable Situation of Agreeto DisagreeCorporate Bordello“Screw Common Ground”
8.The Mother Tree of OadenwoodMoralistic Democracy“Believe and Have Peace”
9.The New Shimmer of PalaemonInoffensive Centrist Democracy“In misericordia pax”
10.The Random Things of YahyazDemocratic Socialists“What is that?”
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