FreshnessWorld Census

The Highest Economic Output in Freshness

World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.

As a region, Freshness is ranked 3,006th in the world for Highest Economic Output.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The New Shimmer of PalaemonInoffensive Centrist Democracy“In misericordia pax”
2.The Neverending Queue of NofunnetallPsychotic Dictatorship“Get back to work already!”
3.The Gilded Cage of Good PrettybirdlolaDemocratic Socialists“Good For Lola”
4.The Chicness of ChikLiberal Democratic Socialists“Cheap! Cheap!”
5.The Meddling Matriarchy of HinderedCorrupt Dictatorship“Mother knows best”
6.The Cry-Laughing Emoji of LaughlineaFather Knows Best State“Laugh with us!”
7.The Mother Tree of OadenwoodMoralistic Democracy“Believe and Have Peace”
8.The Most Destructive Republic of MassysteriaNew York Times Democracy“Don't panic!”
9.The Disagreeable Situation of Agreeto DisagreeCorporate Bordello“Screw Common Ground”
10.The Random Things of YahyazDemocratic Socialists“What is that?”
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