FredoniaWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Fredonia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Fredonia is ranked 622nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Phantasm of Afi-AftosIron Fist Consumerists“Eschew Obfuscation”
2.The Empire of CyriskIron Fist Consumerists“The only pride is national!”
3.The Republic of FrikedeInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Strength Through Freedom”
4.The Shield Commonwealth of ManderInoffensive Centrist Democracy“True to Our Word”
5.The Republic of TouraceInoffensive Centrist Democracy“You Can’t Stop Progress”
6.The Kingdom of MahaprasaDemocratic Socialists“A pleasure to be welcomed”
7.The Snake Nest of The LamiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The Power and the Glory...”