First World Order World Census

The Fattest Citizens in First World Order

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, First World Order is ranked 9,408th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Divine Morocan Sultinate of The Oracle of the three goddessesRight-wing Utopia“Love and peace be with our goddesses”
2.The Lost empire of AncapstandsIron Fist Consumerists“There is nothing left to push.”
3.The Kingdom of Bulgaria ImperaliaCapitalist Paradise“Bulgaria shall liberate the Balkans”
4.The Colony of the gijinka empire of Pokemon Waifus ColoniesRight-wing Utopia“The empire shall last a thousand years”
5.The Kingdom of MootiiPsychotic Dictatorship“Strength Through Fear”
6.The Incorporated States of Da Vinci IndustriesIron Fist Consumerists“Money and Industry”
7.The Holy Empire of Greater Northern Pokemon ReichRight-wing Utopia“May the pokemon empire last a thousand years”
8.The Federal Republic of GeccaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Twirling Toward Freedom”
9.The United Kingdom of Britanian RajCompulsory Consumerist State“May we make plentiful tea”
10.The Great Casetarian empire of Kingdom Of CasetariaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Never gonna give U up never gonna let U down”
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