The Most Rebellious Youth in Firefly
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederacy of Vargr Corsairs | Corporate Bordello | “If we can smell our leader's fear we need a new leader” | |
| 2. |  The Whirling Golden Sands of This Ship Is A Sandfly | Libertarian Police State | “Sand where there should be no sand” | |
| 3. |  The Goram Drunken Jayne Worship of The Mudders of Canton | Anarchy | “The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne” | |
| 4. |  The This Land of Pretty Floral Bonnet | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.” | |
| 5. |  The Shiny Matriarchy of Lady Kaylee Frye | Mother Knows Best State | “Shiny” | |
| 6. |  The Frontier Justice of Deadwood | Corporate Bordello | “U Bet” | |
| 7. |  The Free Land of Mister Universe | Tyranny by Majority | “Can't Stop the Signal” | |
| 8. |  The Cunning Disguise of Jayne | Psychotic Dictatorship | “never kiss 'em on the mouth” | |
| 9. |  The Sultanate of Higgins Moon | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Turning and turning in the widening gyre” | |
| 10. |  The Commonwealth of Hoban Washburn | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Puppeteer” |
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