Federation of Conservative Nations World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Federation of Conservative Nations

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Federation of Conservative Nations is ranked 2,854th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The United Commonwealths of GagiumCapitalist Paradise“Deo Confidimus”
2.The Powerian Republic of Neo Dragons of PowerCapitalist Paradise“Every moment in life is a fresh beginning.”
3.The United States of Boston MassCorporate Bordello“Unity and Justice and Freedom”
4.The Protectorate of Creeperopolis 2Compulsory Consumerist State“Devajo Dios yel Emperador”
5.The Federation of South Doge RepublicsNew York Times Democracy“1 DOGE = 1 DOGE”
6.The Republic of Furbish Regional Garrison XXVInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Pride and Industry”
7.The Republic of New Waldensian Embassy to the FCNNew York Times Democracy“RIP the FCN”
8.The Grand Old Party of FCN Conservative PartyFree-Market Paradise“Defending Freedom, Advancing Conservatism!”
9.The Dragon Colony of VroengardInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Assurance”
10.The Republic of Communist Furby IslandInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Strength Through Compliance”