Europeia World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Europeia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Europeia is ranked 10,945th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Supreme State of The Imperial NationCorporate Police State“Non est ad astra mollis e terris via”
2.The Crony Republic of GenistanFather Knows Best State“Yeah, more like 5 A.M.”
3.The Inestimably Holy Empire of GooblariaCapitalizt“If it ain't broke, you ain't tryin' hard enough.”
4.The Ⓐnarchy of CatochristofersonCivil Rights Lovefest“Rather die on my feet than live on my knees.”
5.The Republic of ArmsgradLibertarian Police State“Those who shop together, stay together.”
6.The Sopo Sloth Kingdom of AmbrellaLeft-Leaning College State“Live for Profit, Die for Profit”
7.The Twenty Nine of 29Capitalizt“29”
8.The Mango Mega Corporation of FruitfulCorporate Bordello“Land of the Mango, Home of the Money”
9.The Spiritual Community of NormanJacksonPsychotic Dictatorship“Pray and feel the love!”
10.The Intramarine Realm of PyganiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Thoroughly Indo-European in Blood, Faith, and Language”
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