The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Europeia
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Europeia is ranked 5,270th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
|1.||The Ⓐnarchy of Catochristoferson||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Rather die on my feet than live on my knees.”|
|2.||The Supreme State of The Imperial Nation||Corporate Police State||“Non est ad astra mollis e terris via”|
|3.||The Twenty Nine of 29||Capitalizt||“29”|
|4.||The Intramarine Realm of Pygania||Capitalist Paradise||“Thoroughly Indo-European in Blood, Faith, and Language”|
|5.||The Crony Republic of Genistan||Father Knows Best State||“Yeah, more like 5 A.M.”|
|6.||The Spiritual Community of NormanJackson||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Pray and feel the love!”|
|7.||The Republic of Armsgrad||Libertarian Police State||“Those who shop together, stay together.”|
|8.||The Inestimably Holy Empire of Gooblaria||Capitalizt||“If it ain't broke, you ain't tryin' hard enough.”|
|9.||The Mango Mega Corporation of Fruitful||Corporate Bordello||“Land of the Mango, Home of the Money”|
|10.||The Wacky Wild Wasteland of Relavus||Anarchy||“Hey guys, why don't we give government a tr- AHHHHHHHH”|