EuropeWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Europe

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Europe is ranked 19,679th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Corporate Federation of MaritzalIron Fist Consumerists“Together As One”
2.The Crownlands of RelenbarCorporate Bordello“Whichever way thrown always stand”
3.The Confederacy of The Griffin RepublicMoralistic Democracy“With God's vengeance, we prosper.”
4.The Federated Capitalist States of Southern MausAnarchy“Potentia Oeconomica Moralium”
5.The Community of The Dorvan Protectorate of FerranghiaCorporate Police State“Yes master, I am here to serve”
6.The Dictatorship of KiikkulandiaCapitalizt“voi sampetti”
7.The Most Glorious Dictatorship of CidoniaFather Knows Best State“Peace through Firepower”
8.The Corporatocratic Electorate of IrminsuliaCapitalizt“Industrii Superbia”
9.The Thaindomsvkreig of Thanatos VormirCorporate Police State“It's a Brave New World”
10.The Oops I did It Again (¬ ― ¬) of CSBs Other CardsBenevolent Dictatorship“p”
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