The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Europe
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Europe is ranked 4,887th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
|11.||The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Thus”|
|12.||The Most Glorious Dictatorship of Cidonia||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Peace through Firepower”|
|13.||The Union of Societies of Delphinia||Corporate Bordello||“Mind your own affairs, and work hard with your hands”|
|14.||The Democratic Federal Republic of Reignment||Corporate Bordello||“People, Liberty and Justice on Motherland”|
|15.||The United States of Conservative America 1776||Conservative Democracy||“E pluribus unum”|
|16.||The Maybe Sort-Of NationState of Viciebskaja||Corporate Police State||“Get paid, get laid, Gatorade™”|
|17.||The All Mighty Powerful Lobby of Cinoquia||Corporate Police State||“To Win, Make Everyone Else Lose!”|
|18.||The Mighty Republic of Doomspar||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Neniam Dubi Pri Fido”|
|19.||The Democratic Republic of Sybaritic Socialists||New York Times Democracy||“pigs is yer style”|
|20.||The Supremely Democratic States of Hirota||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Numquam paenite”|