Equestria World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Equestria

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Equestria is ranked 13,589th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Kingdom of Kingdom of the Unicorn 02Anarchy“Praise Celestia”
2.The Church of The Divine LucreCorporate Bordello“Don't need what money can't buy.”
3.The Empire of Goblin 228Capitalist Paradise“Gobbotopia”
4.The Kingdom of Hunting AccidentsAnarchy“RIP William II”
5.The Republic of Sparkly Mohne CityCapitalist Paradise“Twirling Toward Freedom”
6.The Empire of XertensNew York Times Democracy“God, country, revolution, unity.”
7.The Empire of LunaireCapitalist Paradise“Luna Nobis Providet”
8.The Republic of GondolairNew York Times Democracy“You Can't Stop Progress”
9.The Stringent Dietary Regimen of A Horse Thicc Enough to Carry YouCivil Rights Lovefest“Thicc enough to carry you, your hopes, and your dreams.”
10.The Empire of Cluffer AuthorityBenevolent Dictatorship“Twirling Toward Freedom”
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