Eladen World Census

The Smartest Citizens in Eladen

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, Eladen is ranked 446^th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles	Left-wing Utopia	“What goes around, comes around.”
2.	The CUP Imperial Province of The CUD	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Me ne frego, je m'en fous, Mei guan shi, I don't care”
3.	The Decadent Opulence of Gray Mouser	Capitalizt	“Molte nemici, Molto onore”
4.	The Empire of Little Flowers	Capitalizt	“Roses have thorns!”
5.	The Intergalactic Consortium of Corporate Investors	Anarchy	“ROI is King”
6.	The CUP Fortified Enclave in and of The Grove of Eladen	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“My Land, Not Yours, whether you like it or not”
7.	The Rude Lewd Invincible Refuge of CUP New Yorkers	Capitalizt	“Endorse Esselman before Endorsing Others Or Get Kicked”
8.	The Harmonious Political Haven of TrueChristianity	Tyranny by Majority	“Peace, Love, Harmony, Compassion”
9.	The Fact Is Marble Is Queen of The World of Ares	Corrupt Dictatorship	“I'm The Coolest Thing There Ever Was.”
10.	The Oppressed Indigenous Eladeni of Jungles of Klesh	Father Knows Best State	“Death is Freedom”

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