The Rudest Citizens in Eladen
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of Little Flowers | Capitalist Paradise | “Roses have thorns!” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of Libertarian Lands of America | Capitalist Paradise | “Liberty and Private Property” | |
| 3. |  The CUP Federal Syndicrats of RightWingConservatives | Free-Market Paradise | “Outta my way!” | |
| 4. |  The Watermelon Republic of Sebatopia | Corporate Police State | “All Hail Emperor Watermelon!” | |
| 5. |  The Intergalactic Consortium of Corporate Investors | Anarchy | “ROI is King” | |
| 6. |  The Bandit Kings of Pale Mountains of Klesh | Anarchy | “I Tread on You Before You Tread on Me” | |
| 7. |  The Altruist Dictatorship of Azohahae | Capitalist Paradise | “That’s my land so you can’t cross” | |
| 8. |  The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles | Left-wing Utopia | “What goes around, comes around.” | |
| 9. | The Sinister Sadistic Satrapy of Lorx | Right-wing Utopia | “Cor Enladen is Divine” | |
| 10. | The Holy Empire of Klesh | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil” |
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