EladenWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Eladen

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
21.The Irate Exploited Ambulant Mob of StraphangersCivil Rights Lovefest“97% On Time My Ass!”
22.The D'deridex-Class WarBird of LegMiner53Iron Fist Consumerists“Romulus”
23.The Fact Is Marble Was Queen of The World of AresCorrupt Dictatorship“I'm The Coolest Thing There Ever Was.”
24.The CUP Fortified Enclave in and of The Grove of EladenMoralistic Democracy“My Land, Not Yours, whether you like it or not”
25.The CUP Museum World of The T R E EInoffensive Centrist Democracy“T-Tree R-Rootimenary E-Educational E-Exposition”
26.The Oppressed Indigenous Eladeni of Jungles of KleshFather Knows Best State“Death is Freedom”
27.The Free land of Ducky IIDemocratic Socialists“One nation, together for freedom, future and progress”
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