The Smartest Citizens in Eastern Europe
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Greater Imperial State of Imperial states of Europa | Corrupt Dictatorship | “ut omnes prosperantur in perpetuum” | |
2. | The Kingdom of Matatic and The Principality of Surkis | Capitalizt | “We're winning, always winning, we never stop winning” | |
3. | The Rogue Nation of DSN17 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Peace and Justice” | |
4. | The Bolivars of Venezuela | Left-wing Utopia | “1 USD = BsS 37,100,000” | |
5. | The Colony of Palestine | Anarchy | “Let My people go!” | |
6. | The Ghost of Bobby Fischer | Anarchy | “Yes, this is all wonderful news, Pablo.” | |
7. | The Protectorate of Ghost of Michael Jackson | Anarchy | “OW!” | |
8. | The United Kingdom of Ghost of Jamaica | Anarchy | “Feel aight” | |
9. | The Kingdom of Ghost of Natty Joe | Anarchy | “From the land of unpleasant living” | |
10. | The Federation of Ghost of Micronesia | Anarchy | “WE SO DO NOT HAVE AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX OMG” |