Eastern EuropeWorld Census

The Smartest Citizens in Eastern Europe

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Greater Imperial State of Imperial states of EuropaCorrupt Dictatorship“ut omnes prosperantur in perpetuum”
2.The Kingdom of Matatic and The Principality of SurkisCapitalizt“We're winning, always winning, we never stop winning”
3.The Rogue Nation of DSN17Psychotic Dictatorship“Peace and Justice”
4.The Bolivars of VenezuelaLeft-wing Utopia“1 USD = BsS 37,100,000”
5.The Colony of PalestineAnarchy“Let My people go!”
6.The Ghost of Bobby FischerAnarchy“Yes, this is all wonderful news, Pablo.”
7.The Protectorate of Ghost of Michael JacksonAnarchy“OW!”
8.The United Kingdom of Ghost of JamaicaAnarchy“Feel aight”
9.The Kingdom of Ghost of Natty JoeAnarchy“From the land of unpleasant living”
10.The Federation of Ghost of MicronesiaAnarchy“WE SO DO NOT HAVE AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX OMG”
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