The Fattest Citizens in DGO
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, DGO is ranked 42nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Free Purple Land of Pegawai | Capitalist Paradise | “And still those voices are callin' from far away” | |
2. | The Holy Armed Republic of Nepali Marines SLBM 4 | Corporate Bordello | “Gòod friendship nukes” | |
3. | The Red Armed Republic of Nepali Marines SLBM 2 | Capitalizt | “Friendship nukes good” | |
4. | The Holy Armed Republic of Nepali Marines SLBM 3 | Capitalist Paradise | “Friendship nukes” | |
5. | The People's Purple Republic of Pengasas | Capitalizt | “So I called up the Captain please bring me my wine” | |
6. | The Purple Protectorate of Penjahat | Capitalist Paradise | “Wake you up in the middle of the night” | |
7. | The Holy Armed Republic of Nepali Marines SLBM 1 | Capitalizt | “Friendship nukes good done” | |
8. | The Armed Republic of Nepali Marines SLBM 5 | Corporate Bordello | “Gòod nukes” | |
9. | The People's Purple Republic of Pengurus | Capitalist Paradise | “Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)” | |
10. | The Holy Purple Republic of Pengusaha | Capitalist Paradise | “Livin it up in HC what a suprise bring your alibis” |