The Fattest Citizens in Declansburg
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Declansburg is ranked 14,927th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of Potpans | Capitalist Paradise | “You” | |
| 2. |  The Sublime Yertopia of Yertanistan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “If someone offers you a mint, take it!” | |
| 3. |  The Magical Leprechaun Graveyard of SuperHappySmileyWorld | Corporate Police State | “HEY GUYS, LETS GO TO SUPER HAPPY SMILEY WORLD” | |
| 4. |  The Quantitative Queendom of Qirin | Corrupt Dictatorship | “GAAP shall be the whole of the law.” | |
| 5. | The Republic of Hopville | Corporate Police State | “Come and be free” | |
| 6. |  The Rogue Nation of Comunest Frog | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Communism or getting eaten by frogs with hats” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Pirate Free Kingdom | Anarchy | “Taxation is robbery, inflation is theft” | |
| 8. |  The Orthodox land of Djoland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “God's with us” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Jever1and | Corporate Bordello | “For honour and truth” | |
| 10. |  The Holy Empire of Tefonatrigellet | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Might Makes Right” |
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