The Nudest in Dead Sea
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, Dead Sea is ranked 1,187th in the world for Nudest.
|1.||The Constitutional Monarchy of Zimnior||Father Knows Best State||“God, Homeland, Liberty”|
|2.||The Republic of Dull Burham||Psychotic Dictatorship||“We Will Endure”|
|3.||The Free Land of The Tex Republic||Anarchy||“Friendship”|
|4.||The Brotherhood of Osera||Corrupt Dictatorship||“Rule of thumb, Hassan. You can't kill the Messiah.”|
|5.||The Sidoneian Curmudgeon Puppet of Disagreer||Moralistic Democracy||“NOT JUST NO BUT HECKK NO”|
|6.||The Armed Republic of Awashingmachine||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Wasn't me”|
|7.||The Republic of Eva Bationa||Democratic Socialists||“Twirling Toward Freedom”|
|8.||The Democratic States of Media Rater||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Best Newspaper will be Crowned”|
|9.||The United States of States States States||Corporate Bordello||“We Pretend to Care”|
|10.||The Confederacy of Deep South Dixie||New York Times Democracy||“Faith, family & freedom”|