Dead Sea World Census

The Nudest in Dead Sea

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, Dead Sea is ranked 1,187th in the world for Nudest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Constitutional Monarchy of ZimniorFather Knows Best State“God, Homeland, Liberty”
2.The Republic of Dull BurhamPsychotic Dictatorship“We Will Endure”
3.The Free Land of The Tex RepublicAnarchy“Friendship”
4.The Brotherhood of OseraCorrupt Dictatorship“Rule of thumb, Hassan. You can't kill the Messiah.”
5.The Sidoneian Curmudgeon Puppet of DisagreerMoralistic Democracy“NOT JUST NO BUT HECKK NO”
6.The Armed Republic of AwashingmachineInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Wasn't me”
7.The Republic of Eva BationaDemocratic Socialists“Twirling Toward Freedom”
8.The Democratic States of Media RaterLiberal Democratic Socialists“Best Newspaper will be Crowned”
9.The United States of States States StatesCorporate Bordello“We Pretend to Care”
10.The Confederacy of Deep South DixieNew York Times Democracy“Faith, family & freedom”