Dead Sea World Census

The Most Scientifically Advanced in Dead Sea

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Dead Sea is ranked 4,080^th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Brotherhood of Osera	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Rule of thumb, Hassan. You can't kill the Messiah.”
2.	The Constitutional Monarchy of Zimnior	Father Knows Best State	“God, Homeland, Liberty”
3.	The Confederacy of Deep South Dixie	New York Times Democracy	“Faith, family & freedom”
4.	The Free Land of The Tex Republic	Anarchy	“Friendship”
5.	The Sidoneian Curmudgeon Puppet of Disagreer	Moralistic Democracy	“NOT JUST NO BUT HECKK NO”
6.	The Dictatorship of Optvania	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Defend the country!”
7.	The Republic of Eva Bationa	Democratic Socialists	“Twirling Toward Freedom”
8.	The Oppressed Peoples of A Catastrophic Megadrought	Compulsory Consumerist State	“None Shall Survive”
9.	The United States of States States States	Corporate Bordello	“We Pretend to Care”
10.	The Armed Republic of Awashingmachine	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Wasn't me”

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