Dead Sea World Census

The Most Scientifically Advanced in Dead Sea

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Dead Sea is ranked 4,080th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Brotherhood of OseraCorrupt Dictatorship“Rule of thumb, Hassan. You can't kill the Messiah.”
2.The Constitutional Monarchy of ZimniorFather Knows Best State“God, Homeland, Liberty”
3.The Confederacy of Deep South DixieNew York Times Democracy“Faith, family & freedom”
4.The Free Land of The Tex RepublicAnarchy“Friendship”
5.The Sidoneian Curmudgeon Puppet of DisagreerMoralistic Democracy“NOT JUST NO BUT HECKK NO”
6.The Dictatorship of OptvaniaIron Fist Consumerists“Defend the country!”
7.The Republic of Eva BationaDemocratic Socialists“Twirling Toward Freedom”
8.The Oppressed Peoples of A Catastrophic MegadroughtCompulsory Consumerist State“None Shall Survive”
9.The United States of States States StatesCorporate Bordello“We Pretend to Care”
10.The Armed Republic of AwashingmachineInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Wasn't me”