Dead Sea World Census

The Most Secular in Dead Sea

World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.

As a region, Dead Sea is ranked 4,052nd in the world for Most Secular.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Brotherhood of OseraCorrupt Dictatorship“Rule of thumb, Hassan. You can't kill the Messiah.”
2.The Constitutional Monarchy of ZimniorFather Knows Best State“God, Homeland, Liberty”
3.The Oppressed Peoples of A Catastrophic MegadroughtCompulsory Consumerist State“None Shall Survive”
4.The Republic of Eva BationaDemocratic Socialists“Twirling Toward Freedom”
5.The Free Land of The Tex RepublicAnarchy“Friendship”
6.The United States of States States StatesCorporate Bordello“We Pretend to Care”
7.The Armed Republic of AwashingmachineInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Wasn't me”
8.The Republic of Dull BurhamPsychotic Dictatorship“We Will Endure”
9.The Dictatorship of OptvaniaIron Fist Consumerists“Defend the country!”
10.The Confederacy of Deep South DixieNew York Times Democracy“Faith, family & freedom”