Dead Sea World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Dead Sea

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Dead Sea is ranked 2,711th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of Dull BurhamPsychotic Dictatorship“We Will Endure”
2.The Free Land of The Tex RepublicAnarchy“Friendship”
3.The United States of States States StatesCorporate Bordello“We Pretend to Care”
4.The Oppressed Peoples of A Catastrophic MegadroughtCompulsory Consumerist State“None Shall Survive”
5.The Confederacy of Deep South DixieNew York Times Democracy“Faith, family & freedom”
6.The Republic of Eva BationaDemocratic Socialists“Twirling Toward Freedom”
7.The Dictatorship of OptvaniaIron Fist Consumerists“Defend the country!”
8.The Constitutional Monarchy of ZimniorFather Knows Best State“God, Homeland, Liberty”
9.The Armed Republic of AwashingmachineInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Wasn't me”
10.The Democratic States of Media RaterLiberal Democratic Socialists“Best Newspaper will be Crowned”