The Fattest Citizens in Dead Sea
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Dead Sea is ranked 2,711th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Republic of Dull Burham||Psychotic Dictatorship||“We Will Endure”|
|2.||The Free Land of The Tex Republic||Anarchy||“Friendship”|
|3.||The United States of States States States||Corporate Bordello||“We Pretend to Care”|
|4.||The Oppressed Peoples of A Catastrophic Megadrought||Compulsory Consumerist State||“None Shall Survive”|
|5.||The Confederacy of Deep South Dixie||New York Times Democracy||“Faith, family & freedom”|
|6.||The Republic of Eva Bationa||Democratic Socialists||“Twirling Toward Freedom”|
|7.||The Dictatorship of Optvania||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Defend the country!”|
|8.||The Constitutional Monarchy of Zimnior||Father Knows Best State||“God, Homeland, Liberty”|
|9.||The Armed Republic of Awashingmachine||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Wasn't me”|
|10.||The Democratic States of Media Rater||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Best Newspaper will be Crowned”|