Dead Sea World Census

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Dead Sea

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Dead Sea is ranked 2,813th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Free Land of The Tex RepublicAnarchy“Friendship”
2.The Republic of Dull BurhamPsychotic Dictatorship“We Will Endure”
3.The Sidoneian Curmudgeon Puppet of DisagreerMoralistic Democracy“NOT JUST NO BUT HECKK NO”
4.The Oppressed Peoples of A Catastrophic MegadroughtCompulsory Consumerist State“None Shall Survive”
5.The United States of States States StatesCorporate Bordello“We Pretend to Care”
6.The Armed Republic of AwashingmachineInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Wasn't me”
7.The Republic of Eva BationaDemocratic Socialists“Twirling Toward Freedom”
8.The Democratic States of Media RaterLiberal Democratic Socialists“Best Newspaper will be Crowned”
9.The Dictatorship of OptvaniaIron Fist Consumerists“Defend the country!”
10.The Confederacy of Deep South DixieNew York Times Democracy“Faith, family & freedom”