The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Dead Sea
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Dead Sea is ranked 2,813th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
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