Dead Sea World Census

The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Dead Sea

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Armed Republic of AwashingmachineInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Wasn't me”
2.The Oppressed Peoples of A Catastrophic MegadroughtCompulsory Consumerist State“None Shall Survive”
3.The Confederacy of Deep South DixieNew York Times Democracy“Faith, family & freedom”
4.The Sidoneian Curmudgeon Puppet of DisagreerMoralistic Democracy“NOT JUST NO BUT HECKK NO”
5.The Republic of Dull BurhamPsychotic Dictatorship“We Will Endure”
6.The Republic of Eva BationaDemocratic Socialists“Twirling Toward Freedom”
7.The Democratic States of Media RaterLiberal Democratic Socialists“Best Newspaper will be Crowned”
8.The Dictatorship of OptvaniaIron Fist Consumerists“Defend the country!”
9.The Brotherhood of OseraCorrupt Dictatorship“Rule of thumb, Hassan. You can't kill the Messiah.”
10.The United States of States States StatesCorporate Bordello“We Pretend to Care”